Figging: Anal Discipline

I think somebody got the wrong memo:

I learned via twitter, that figging is sticking garlic cloves up your partner’s anus during sex. #Themoreyouknow

I’ve never heard of anybody doing this, and I don’t think it would be very effective. Whether or not garlic is volatile enough to cause a sensation (and it might be) it’s got a smooth surface even after you peel it; I’m not sure there’d be a lot of effect. Always willing to learn new things, but until I do I’m gonna opine that somebody was screwing with our reporter (or vice versa).