Cruel and Unusual Figging; Revenge Advocated
Erica Scott writes about the many uses of ginger, and in humorous but clearly experienced tones explains exactly what she thinks should happen to tops who enjoy figging:
To this usage, I give a resounding FAIL. Ginger contains volatile oils that burn and irritate those tender tissues, along with the expected discomfort and humiliation. Strangely, the perpetrators of this ginger insertion (also known as figging) don’t seem to be too concerned with those factors. In fact, they (gasp) actually seem to delight in them.
There is debate about when and where this practice started, but there is much documentation about how, back in the 1800s, horse owners did this to their poor non-consenting equine friends in order to “liven them up.” However, that was the 19th century, and it’s now the 21st. Today, that would be called “cruelty to animals.” So I ask you — if it would be considered cruel to do to animals, wouldn’t it be even more egregious to do it to humans? Well, wouldn’t it?
A while back on my old MySpace blog, I wrote about my opinion of certain tops rubbing capsaicin (hot pepper) cream onto sore and tender spanked bottoms. I believe I suggested that these tops should have capsaicin cream switched with their hemorrhoid ointment. Well, here is my suggestion for those who insist upon this cruel and unusual usage of ginger: I think they should be required to go a full day with a habanero pepper shoved up their bum. Oh, and with a freshly fierce new one re-inserted each hour.