Figging Testimonial, Mad Libs Style
Alas, this figging testimonial has had the juicier bits excised, but you can still tell she’s a fan:
I came home to find a piece of ginger root under the Christmas tree, he’s so funny.
We started off by having nice hot showers and then lighting candles to set the mood….matchstick size piece and inserted it into ….. While that was simmering he rubbed ……..piece around my …….. and then traced it to my ………. where I really started to feel the tingle. He massaged my ……..with it and then ………. into … and ………. me with it. As I neared my first ……. he gently …….. ginger around my ………………… but I was too resistant …………………. for a little while and then very shallowly. We were about 15 minutes into the “figging” when all of the tingling (from my …., ….., ……., ……. and ………..) combined to form one glorious sensation! I felt like my whole body was on fire (in a good way) and when he went ……. on me I actually …….. like you wouldn’t believe. I had the most intense and fabulous ……. (many many ……). After I was done we made love ……………………oh I don’t even know.
What do you think? I think you should try it. Soon.